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“It was over text when I was about to head to her place to exchange Christmas presents. So, on Christmas. I haven’t seen or talked to her since.”
—suchascenicworld
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“She told me over text. It was the day after my grandfather died and a few more days after losing my virginity to her. She said she loved her ex and wanted to go back to him.”
—dlemon95
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Mine changed their status to “in a relationship with guy not me”. I seriously thought it was a joke at first. Joke was on me.
LeaveOnYourLight
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“One of my friends got dumped in high school by the girl saying, ‘I’m so 3008, you so 2000 and late.'”
—jadesux666
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My boyfreind broke up with me by texting me asking how my day was. I said “fine, how was yours?” He responded with “Great had a fantastic day with my girlfreind.” I was at work all day. We had been together for 4 years, and been living together for 2. He had been cheating on me, and decided to leave me for his mistress. Good times.
xXRavelightXx
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“He sent me a text saying ‘ur dumpd’ whilst we were sat next to each other on a bus. Classy fella!”
–youkissedaclown
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“GF was studying abroad. Went to visit her after several months saving to be able to buy a plane ticket. Arrived and she almost immediately told me that she has someone else.
“Ticket, of course, was non-refundable (cheapest) so I had to spend five days completely heartbroken in a city I didn’t know filled with people whose language I didn’t speak and without the means to go home.
“F—— worst week of my life.”
-Finniemc
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“A girl dumped me while going down on me.
“…I was confused.”
-the_neophyte
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She started making out with another dude while we were at a party, all sitting on the same couch. That deflates the romance pretty quickly.
HoochieKoochieMan
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“He threw a party and invited his and my good friends, and then when we all were a drink or two in, I was wondering what the occasion for the party was. He flatly replied, ‘I’m breaking up with you, but also wanted to party with friends tonight, so two birds, one stone.'”
—CrybabyPuppy
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“My friend broke up with her high school boyfriend over a shared Google Doc. Yes, colored text and everything. It was on a group project, so there was a third person on it too.”
—thinking-b4-do
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“My ex broke up with me the day before I had an operation, and in the same week as I found out my grandma who had raised me had died, and that I found out I had to repeat my final year of secondary school.
“Bad week.”
–relevantusername-
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I only wish all the sad a troubling couple feuds ended this way instead.
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